CHOPS LOSE WHEN THEY WIN THE CAMP HACK HOLE-IN-ONE JACKPOT

Since 1999, Camp Hack chops have been contributing to the infamous Camp Hack Hole-In-One Jackpot. And although your odds of winning the jackpot are about the same as getting a call from Halle Barry for a blind date, Camp Hack has actually had FOUR, yes count them, FOUR winners of the jackpot. Although you will be recognized for your outstanding achievement when you earn your historic achievement, whip out your credit card. Your winnings just might cover the server's tip. 

SMEEDOOOOOOH

Dave "Smeedo" Smeeds recorded his Camp Hack Hole-In-One Jackpot in 2014 on the 205-yard hole #17 with a 3-wood. Smeedo's typical self confidence had him looking "behind" the green (c'mon man, a  3-wood?!?!?) until his opponent found the ball in the hole. Although Smeedo pocketed the second largest $1,240 Hole-In-One Jackpot amount, he still walked away with $1.48 in net profit after the bar tab

LET'S GET HAMMERED

John "Hammer" Nelson hit a silky-smooth 4-iron in 2010 that pierced the hurricaine-force-like winds and never left the pin on hole #8 as the ball gently rolled into the cup 203 yards from the tee box. The combination of the Hole-In-One Jackpot, net skins, gross skins, closest-to-the-hole contest winnings and the Hammer-rule double carry-over with an eagle greenie made him a rich man - for about 3 hours - until the liquor vultures from across the golf course enduldged themselves in FREE top-shelf liquid nurishments at the beverage cart and bar for the remainder of the evening. It only took about 2-years worth of hole-in-one jackpot earnings to cover the bar tab.

OH BABY

Marty "Moose" Meyers recorded and drank his Hole-In-One Jackpot (on the eve before the eve of the birth of his daughter) in 2003 using a 4-iron on hole #8 also. In an attempt to make a quick exit from the bar tab "to attend the birth of his daughter the next day", Marty was strongly encouraged  to indulge in the many beverages he was require to purchase upon his lifelong acheivement and proudest moment in life. Oh, and he did have a daughter the next day.

THIN TO WIN

Derrick Clements won his Hole-In-One Jackpot in 2000 on a skinny thin 5-iron on hole #17 for which he yelled promply yelled "oh, shit" after his errant shot. You see, he hit his shot so bad it barely carried the water - and bounced vicariously around until it went into the hole to win the first Camp Hack Hole-In-One Jackpot with only a single year of donations contributed.