AS IF GOLFING WASN"T FUN ENOUGH

Camp Hack has more attractions than Valleyfair!

CAMP HACK VS. WHILLOCK

That's right, the hackers take on the pro (a.k.a. Captain Shankapotomus) in a fearsome 2-on-1 competition. Camp Hack pairs up a couple of chops and in a scramble format attempt to beat Steve Whillock – Oak Marsh's Pro Extraordinaire. But the fun doesn't stop there. Just like Sparky the seal begging for a fish, Steve gets an additional putt on par-3's to make the game fair.

3-CLUB INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT

You guessed correctly. Only prime Camp Hack members are ONLY invited to this favorite tournament. And the invitation comes exclusively to all hackers via the final standings who did not make the Semi Final Playoffs. You chop. Grab your three selected clubs - Driver, 7-iron, wedge, whatever. Leave your bag and grab your calculator. These scores are going to get ugly...

ONE-MAN SCRAMBLE TOURNAMENT

Just when you thought better golfers in your 4-man scramble team covered your lack of golf playing abilities, wait until you see this! Don't like the first ball you hit?!?!? Hit another one. Easy, right? But your first ball was better than your second ball - too bad - that sucks - you have to take it. Now your stuck because it's the One-Man Scramble Tournament. When faced with making quick hard decisions (like Miller Lite or Michelob Golden Light), hackers must choose whether to hit another ball after their first. Weird... twice as many chances, same scores.

CAMP HACK CHAMPIONSHIP DERBY

Now you can bet on your favorite horse (calling them a thoroughbred would be a disgrace to the equestrian lovers) for the championship playoffs and win big money! Bet on your favorite long-shot (pardon the pun) and turn your common sense into uncommon dollars. It's a strange coincidence that the guy running the derby always seems to win money.

NIGHT PUTTING WITH THE DEAN'S DAUGHTER CONTEST

A lighted ball, a lighted cup, and lighted-up chops compete on the practice green for a closest-to-the pin round robin event where the last chop standing wins! He's probably the only one sober too.

U-PICK-EM THREESOME CHALLENGE

Grab your partners and do-si-do around the lowest net scores we go! Shoot a low score? You better make sure you grab a couple of good partners out of a hat that did the same. If you grab the wrong twosome, you'll go down quicker than a right hook on the chin from Brock Lesner.

POKER RUN TOURNAMENT

Get playing cards for eagles, and birdies, and pars, OH MY! Five cards, five-of-a-kind... coincidence? Hardly. When you combine golf, drinking, gambling and cards in one night, what do you expect?

STABLEFORD SCORING TOURNAMENT

Grab your abacus because these scores are going higher than a LeBron James versus Gary Coleman in a one-on-one basketball game! In a game where low is good, Camp Hack flips the table and says "let's get high!"

THREE-HOLE BEST BALL CHALLENGE

Ever dream of taking your three best holes you have ever played and winning money?!?!? Ya, right - wake up and smell the Jagermeister! Take your lowest score on one par-3, one par-4, and one par-5 and you could be the winner-winner-chicken-dinner. Who knew that playing three holes could be so much fun!

SUPERSKINS

No, it's not the latest title to a movie you find behind the curtain at your local video store. It's the only lowest score on a single hole that wins all the money. Forget the lottery, here comes Superskins!

CAMP HACK OPEN

18 holes. 18 prizes. Coincidence?!?!?!?!? No. It's the Camp Hack Open - the year-end tournament when moms lock up their daughters, when bars close early, and the church roofs begin to rattle. Golf, beer, food, barbecue, cards, cart girls, prizes, gambling... hey, it sounds like EVERY Thursday...

PUTTING CONTEST

Nothing tops off a great Thursday night better than the randomly selected putting contest. And nothing serves up a better putting contest than the luscious freshly-cut greens at Oak Marsh - right?!?!? Wrong. Simply slap down a hammer-sized cocktail glass, couple of plastic cups, a salt shaker from the closet table and you have the perfect ingredients for the ultimate indoor putting contest. Don't forget that following the the carpet seams is the key to big winnings!

CAMP HACK FANTASY GOLF LEAGUE

Fantasize about your favorite player - PGA player that is. And you thought we were talking about us. Grab on to your Titleist because your going on a 35-week ride with the PGA in fantasy land. That's right, pick your favorite player each week and you could win enough money to buy everyone a round of waters at the next happy hour! And you thought watching paint dry was fun...