COLD DRINKS AND HOT GIRLS - OPPOSITES DO ATTRACT

When you combine the skillful execution of precision swings of a Camp Hack chop with the liquid refreshments served from the on course beverage goddesses, you quickly discover why Thursday nights have been nominated by the academy to become the next official "weekend" day. Don't be surpised though by the inpromptu cart girl long drive contest with Camp Hackers. First one out of their flip flops wins!

THE ONLY SHOT OF THE DAY THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE A GOLF CLUB

And don't forget that the on-course three-hour happy hour is just a prelude to the ultimate quest to determine the "Shot Of The Day". Was it the 8-iron hit on hole #3 to five feet? Or was it the 3-wood approach shot to ten feet for eagle on hole #16?!?!? Perhaps it was the shank off the hozzle that hit the outhouse on hole #8?!?!?!? Not exactly. Only our new-best-friend bartender of the evening determines the Shot Of The Day. After a long night on the course, Camp Hack chops look forward to the surprise concoction created by those self-titled mad scientists that call themselves "bartenders". When was the last time you had a Josie Pickle Juice and Vodka Delight?!?!?!